Good evening, listeners. Tonight we will be tuning in to the residual background radiation from the beginning of the universe.

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

genderfluid-loki-and-trans-peter:

the10ne1yweird0:

skelefolk:

murkmen:

honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate

With the right brain chemistry, you dont even need to do that. Phenethylamine, the chemical in chocolate that symbiotes crave, is naturally produced by your brain when you’re in love. Therefore, if you love and cherish your goth symbiote gf, you can be big and sexy with NO consequences.

LOVE is stored in the SYMBIOTE.

The Venom fandom is just out here living their best goddamn lives.

asecualhand:

xneferpitou:

0l0x:

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

jagarsjora:

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

You Don’t Need to Like Alcohol

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

I spent my teen years hearing people hyping up alcoholic beverages like they were something amazing.

They aren’t.

Most alcohol is boring. Tastes terrible. Not worth it.

Even with things consisting of low alcohol content, I can immediately taste it and it’s horrible every time.

Yet I am constantly seeing things like ‘your 20s are your experimental years, you should be getting drunk!’.

No you shouldn’t.

Just because some stranger thinks like that, doesn’t mean you have to follow along.

I turned 21 and felt no urge to drink alcohol suddenly. And despite a lot of people trying to get me to, I didn’t want to. Despite being told it was all I was gonna do once I was legal, I wasn’t interested.

I have had sips of many alcoholic beverages of all kinds and they were all terrible. Sour Apple Pucker Up is the only one not horrible but there is an added sharpness to it that does annoy me.

Beer and wine make me vomit. The same with rum, gin, vodka, brandy, and whiskey. And cockatils which are usually mixes of stuff make me ill too.

I spent my childhood and teens hearing people extol the wonders of drugs and alcohol. I feel no interest in any of it and there’s nothing wrong with that. I find alcohol nasty and the scents and flavors make me puke.

Don’t let someone tell you what they think you ought to be doing as a 20-something year old. Don’t let peer pressure get to you.

I promise you, these things aren’t as great as they are made out to be. If you do them, make certain it’s because you want to and not because you’re following the herd.

truth-is-bitter:

eelpatrickharris:

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE